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♥ Wednesday, September 3, 2008

MATCH-MAKING..

a very awkward topic to start..
anyway yesterday met my sis at CCK awhile after i break-fast outside wif my fren..
kakak was wif her 2 othe frens,kak nadia n kak yani wif her kids..
after kak yani husband fetch them,3 of us were stranded under the hdb flat..

while waitin for mum to fetch us,
kak nadia and my sis were like match-making me lah..
say me and kak nadia brother wat crap lah..
then they 2 will be related..LOL..
-.-please eh,stop it eh..
goodness,im 17 lah sia..
tat time my sis wanted to match-make me wif abang's fren..
HELL NO!!!no way sia..na'ah NOOO....
as though i cant find my own..
and BOYFRIEND?you must be kiddin me..

DEE'S rule to find an IDEAL boyPren..
  1. no holding hands,kissing or hugging in public.
  2. no smoking b4 meetin me..i cant stand the smell..
  3. no money,no talk so no date..haha,u get tat..
  4. meet up once in 2 weeks,3 weeks oso can..
  5. don contact me wen im in the exam period..
  6. don cal me or msg me every day..
  7. get me flowers every time we meet..
  8. dating place does NOT include void decks..im a women wif class..
  9. NO hanky-panky..euu..
  10. don touch me anywhere..keep your hands in your damn pocket..
  11. make sure you smell good..
  12. hygiene man=turn on..smelly man=GET LOST
  13. dress appropriately:)
  14. family comes first..then frens..then assignments..then BF i gues..lol..
  15. family and frens must approve..
  16. keep the relationship low and secret..
  17. rule 15 and 16 contradicts so depends on the situation..
okay..i was just pulling your leg..
with these set of rules,might as well i go SINGLE..
haha..okay..
i wana get some rest..my BF waitin for me already..
erm..i was referin to my bed and that pillow lah bodoh-.-
you tink wat..??

DEE can you like stop talkin cock for ONCE?
coz you don haf one..

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